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Andre's Anti-Election Mudslinging Steambath & Exfoliation Treatment
Hello, I'm Andre, owner of Andre's Election Day Spa, just down the street from Parliament Hill.
Are you feeling a little dirty right now?
I don't mean sexy dirty. I mean filthy dirty. Grease-in-the-hair, mud-under-the-fingernails, grunge-in-yer-face dirty.
Well, if the answer is yes, it might be because a federal election campaign just got underway in Canada, after a no-confidence vote in Parliament. Read about it here: http://bit.ly/gjNpth
Yep, it's going to be a dirty, dirty, dirty campaign aimed at dragging everyone down into the mud. One with lots of filthy attack ads, grimy accusations of corruption and wrongdoing, and a shitload of smelly lies and half-truths aimed at personally smearing candidates.
Here's one example from those veterans of political assassination, the Harper Conservatives:
Of course, the Liberals are no slouches at smearing their opponents, either:
So, what do you do when political campaigns make you feel dirty?
Well, when it's all over, come to our spa for a cleansing bath. We'll steam that foul-smelling filth off your body in no time. We'll ex-foliate all the lies, and ad hominem attacks out of your pores, and wash those lying, duplicitous political hacks out of your hair. I guarantee you'll feel rejuvenated and ready to face the world all over again.
Of course, knowing the depths of muck Canadian politics is sinking into these days, we're sure you'll be back soon for another treatment. See you then.
Oh, and by the way, don't forget to vote.
All the Best,
Andre
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